Posted by Hemant Mehta in 
I’ve waited for so long to say this.
I’m now an Ordained Dude:
You can be a follower of Dudeism, too! It’s the “slowest-growing religion in the world.”
And if you’d like to know what rules a Dude must follow, you can read them in (wait for it…) Duderonomy.
There’s also a list of Great Dudes in History. It’s possibly the only list that includes Jesus Christ, Julia Child, and the Big Lebowski the guy who is “the Dude” in The Big Lebowski.
(via Unscrewing the Inscrutable)
[tags]atheist, atheism, Dude, Dudeism, Duderonomy, Jesus Christ, Julia Child, Big Lebowski[/tags]
Fantastic! Well done on becoming a Dude, dude
Haha! This is excellent! I too, shall become ordained!
-Ashley
Maybe I’m nitpicking here but I’m pretty sure the “Big” Lebowski refers to “the other Jeffery Lebowski, the millionaire”, not “The Dude”. The “Big” Lebowski is categorically “undude”.
Wikipedia agrees, apparently.
Crap. You’re right! It’s corrected above.
Duderonomy–that is funny even for an ordained Methodist.
Does this mean that you can call yourself “Rev. Hemant Mehta” and make outrageous bigoted comments about all other religious groups? >D