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You Can’t Have This Dog


You want to know the difference between Craigslist and its competition Kijiji?

Kijiji has ads like this one:

Cute and Adorable English Bulldog Puppy. Very socialized with kids and other animal. She is vet check and all her shots are given up to date. We are willing to give her to a christain family only.

Because if the dog went to a non-Christian family, it would be shot and eaten…?

Roy submitted this link, adding: “Are they worried the dog won’t be raised a proper Christian and go to hell or something?”


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14 Responses

  1. avatar Michael Says:
  2. avatar Marc Holt Says:

    This is something they just don’t get isn’t it? We mammals are all animals. So, if we humans can go to heaven, why can’t dogs, cats, and other animals, birds and fish?

  3. avatar Jen Says:

    But what will I put in my puppy stew? Its just not tasy without a Christian puppy.

  4. avatar AV Says:

    Every time a dog is given away to a non-Christian family, God kills a kitten . . .

  5. avatar Roy Says:
  6. avatar Maria Says:

    I’ve seen this done all over, not just with christians. people seem to want to exclude…….

  7. avatar Marc Holt Says:

    Exclusion is a two way street…but not a good one to take. The trouble is, how do we include the closed minded?

    “Hey there buddy! I’ve got an atheist cat here. Wanna swap for your christian dog?”

    Question: How do you know a dog is christian?

    Answer: It keeps barking up the wrong tree!

  8. avatar monkeymind Says:

    Kittens, free to good home, $20 to others!

  9. avatar Maria Says:

    Exclusion is a two way street…but not a good one to take. The trouble is, how do we include the closed minded?

    “Hey there buddy! I’ve got an atheist cat here. Wanna swap for your christian dog?”

    Question: How do you know a dog is christian?

    Answer: It keeps barking up the wrong tree!

    LOL……..

  10. avatar Derek Says:

    Actually, this post is probably a Nigerian Bulldog Scam preying on Christians who give their trust too quickly to other ‘Christians’. The scammers claim they are missionaries in Nigeria. See http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/4437/

  11. avatar Darfasti Says:

    Of course they only want to give it to a Christian family! Because, as we all know, Christians are MUCH more responsible than those slimy atheists! Why, if you gave it to a non-Christian family, the poor thing would probably be neglected and starve to death!

    /sarcasm.

  12. avatar THz Says:

    Wasn’t there a few movies of “All Dogs Go To Heaven,” so what are they worried about?

  13. avatar llewelly Says:

    Admit the truth. You Dawkins-worshipping atheists would smuggle the puppy of to Godless Canada and marry it in a pagan ceremony.

  14. avatar Friendly Atheist » Backhanded Compliment? Says:

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