Comments on: You Know You’re An Atheist When…

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 18 May 2008 03:35:06 +0000

…you don’t like saying the pledge just because it has the word “god” in it.

…your new Bible is “The God Delusion” by Richard Dawkins.

…you browse forums for good debates between Christians and atheists.

…you read articles on evolution.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:44:55 +0000

You stopped believing in God because some dumbass church goers convinced you that God was a strict “give me any bullshit, and you’ll burn in hell for eternity” kind of god. Thats me.

By: aarontheatheist888

aarontheatheist888 — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:41:32 +0000

the sight of ramen noodles makes you laugh.

By: Kev

Kev — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:33:48 +0000

You know you’re an atheist when:

You feel deeply compassionate towards the religious,
because you realize that their brains are infected
with ancient delusions once cooked up by the mind
of a sheep-herd or other ancient “luminary”.

-Kev

By: Lance

Lance — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 06:36:28 +0000

…you can laugh at a 76-year-old man mistaking a bowl of holy water for a urinal in the middle of a service.

(Nobody I know personally, but it gave me a good chuckle when I saw it happen. And when the lady in front of me passed out!)

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By: Mriana

Mriana — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 17:36:10 +0000

When you ask a bishop who calls himself a non-theist, “Why bother changing it? Why not just reject it?”, which you know is the exact opposite of what a theist would do with issues concerning the Bible.

By: Liberal Christian Person

Liberal Christian Person — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 14:05:18 +0000

…if reading the bible gives you the same type of amusement and entertainment as reading greek or roman mythology.

…if you revere charles darwin more than rev. billy graham as an important historical figure.

…if you know that evolution doesn’t really imply an idiotic oversimplified assumption made by people who don’t understand it such as: “we descended from monkeys”

…if galopagos finches seam more significant than biblical doves

…if you think of Christianity and Islam as equally evil religious forces

…if your search for a higher power involves switching energy companies

…if you spend your time thinking of responses to this thread rather than going to wednesday night church

By: Keith

Keith — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:17:52 +0000

… you don’t appreciate the ‘Precious Moments’ keepsakes people tend to give you

… are constantly bombarded with chain emails that threaten you with certain misery and/or death if you do not proclaim your faith in Gawd within 24 hours (and these are the emails from your own family members)

… you are the only one looking around to see what others are doing during a prayer at a wedding, funeral, or other ceremonious event rather than bowing your head

… you intently look at another person who is also looking around rather than bowing their head during a prayer in hopes that that person is a fellow non-believer

… you could care less about Larry the Cable Guy

… you do not quote any one of the Redneck Roundup comedians when you are attempting to make a statement of wisdom

By: Lee

Lee — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:08:15 +0000

… when you are so pissed at yourself for misspelling the word “atheist” in your original reply that you feel uncontrollably compelled to re-do it…