Comments on: Answer Me JesusTM

By: raincoaster

raincoaster — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:13:09 +0000

HEY WAITAGODDAM MINUTE!

How does Jesus offer 20 different answers on an 8-sided die? IT’S A MIRACLE!

By: Friendly Atheist » Now That’s Blasphemy

Friendly Atheist » Now That’s Blasphemy — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:58:26 +0000

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By: JimboB

JimboB — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 04:14:13 +0000

According to their website, this product has been discontinued… was it a lack of sales, or did somebody get offended?

Also, does this mean that ‘Answer Me Jesus’ is a collector’s item now?

By: Friendly Atheist » NoMasterCard

Friendly Atheist » NoMasterCard — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 05:52:41 +0000

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By: Friendly Atheist » The War on Secularism

Friendly Atheist » The War on Secularism — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:03:03 +0000

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By: Stacy

Stacy — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:46:25 +0000

I have fundie friends who gave me this for xmas last year. It’s so fun!

By: Friendly Atheist » What Did Chatty Kathy Just Say…?

Friendly Atheist » What Did Chatty Kathy Just Say…? — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:32:44 +0000

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By: Mriana

Mriana — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:33:23 +0000

So, to summarize, here’s the current list of things that I want:

The Evolution vs. Intelligent Design board game
A nun
The Inheritance board game
Answer Me Jesus
Your mom

Trust me, Hemant, you don’t want my mom. She’s a 62 y.o. fiery redhead from Fundie World who will drive you insane. Ah, but I still love her, even if she is Fundamentally crazy.

By: Mriana

Mriana — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:26:12 +0000

NO dumbass! How many times do I have to tell you, atheism is NOT a religion!

That’s funny.

You know, the Answer Me Jesus does have one thing going for it, besides making the makers rich and the gullible poor…

It’s pink.

By: Paul Clifford

Paul Clifford — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:22:02 +0000

“Jesus, my mom is really sick. What should I do?”

“Sinner.”

To a “Christian” this answer absolutely makes sense. It probably means that the mother is sick because the asker has sinned. Or she has sinned. Or someone else. Or it refers to a doctor she wants to go to and shouldn’t because he’s a sinner. Maybe the asker just has to wait a few day or weeks until he comes to understand the wisdom and beauty of that warning.

Well, actually the response wouldn’t make sense to a Christian. In response to:

His disciples asked him, “Rabbi, who sinned, this man or his parents, that he was born blind?”

Jesus said:

“Neither this man nor his parents sinned,”

and went on to explain that sickness isn’t a punishment from God, but an opportunity to trust God.

A lot of those responses are very non-Jesus.

Paul