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This Will Be Hard If He’s Made of Chocolate

Posted by Hemant Mehta in General on April 4th, 2007 | 1 Comment

Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

HEAVEN—Since His birthday last Dec. 25, the Lamb of God has committed Himself to a demanding regimen of exercise and prophecy-fulfillment in preparation for the Second Coming.

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Rolf Says:

April 4th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Too funny! Thanks for posting this.

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