Posted by Hemant Mehta in It references the banana argument and Get Out of Hell Free cards. So you know it must be entertaining:
The video is in response to meridianfrost’s “Atheist Gangster ghetto rap challenge.”
Would anyone like to write lyrics for “Christ Christ Baby”?
(Thanks to Beau for the link!)
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Probably the best parody I’ve ever seen.
5′d
Yo, J.C. Let’s kick it!
Christ, Christ Baby
Christ, Christ Baby
Alright, stop. Genuflect and listen:
“Christ was born of divine intervention
Let him grab your mind real tightly
Unthinking doctrine daily and nightly”
Will he ever stop? Yo, I don’t know.
Preacher talks for an hour or so.
“Jesus Supreme walkin’ ’round in his sandals
Tossed up the temple! Oh, what a vandal!
Damn! He was a speaker who knew
How to connect to the Greeks and the Jews
Romans! They took his words too heavily
Brought him to court and charged him with a felony
Love him or leave him, Messiah was boss!
Then the Jews, says Gibson, put him on a cross.”
Folks’ heads are droppin’, yo they’re snorin’
Check out your watch, ’cause this preacher is borin’.
Christ, Christ Baby
Jesus Christ, Christ Baby
Jesus Christ, Christ Baby
Jesus Christ, Christ Baby
Now, on the organist’s signal
The crowd wakes up and grabs their hymnals
Quick to the point, to the point: they’re fakin’
Only believe so they won’t fry like bacon
Burn in Hell, if they question too much
They’re all crazy, usin’ faith as a crutch
And they sing those hymns in a dirge tempo
And they all vote to deport the homos
And then I gave up.
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